kate (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} starbright182) wrote,@ 2008-07-10 13:50:00 |
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sir, why you takin' off that sticker..sir?
I just saw the best thing at CVS. These two black people, one dude that was a customer, the other lady was someone who worked there got into a big fight about shop lifting. The conversation went something like this:
BBL (big black lady): Sir, why you takin off that sticker
SBG (stupid black guy): i aint takin off no sticker
BBL: sir, sir, why you takin off that sticker, sir you payin for that
SBG: i aint takin no sticker, im'a pay for it up front
BBL: sir, you tryin to steal that? why'd you take the sticker off? you stealin?
SBG: i aint stealin' nuthin', how you know, how you know?
BBL: because i know you and i see you takin the sticker off to steal it
SBG: here *gives her the makeup* take it, take it
BBL: yeah thats right, you tryin' to steal this, thats right, thats right.
best moment ever.
best moment ever.
